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Thursday, September 22, 2005

This Big Easy was hard to swallow.

So did you hear where a whole bunch of musical talent singers and musicians got together in New York City, both in Madison Square Gardens and at the Radio City Music Hall, to put on a shin-dig called From the Big Apple to the Big Easy, Tuesday night to raise money for the victims of Hurricane Katrina? Yeah, so according to the title of the concert(s), I'm wondering if all the money that was raised was meant for the victims of Katrina in just New Orleans, or did it include the rest of Louisiana that was hit, as well as Mississippi and Alabama - just a thought.

Anyway, supposedly the political banter was pretty low-key, wanting to focus on the victims of New Orleans (see there it is again - I guess there were no other victims other than in New Orleans); however, Tom Wait just couldn't help himself:

"I wish New Orleans was dry and Washington was underwater," said Tom.

Wasn't that just an old knee-slapper? He was referring of course to the federal government's supposed slow response to New Orleans after Katrina hit. I noticed throughout the article that no one even mentioned the incompetence of both the Mayor of New Orleans or the Governor of Louisiana. Oh wait a minute! Silly me, these were Liberals talking out of their assholes, no wonder they left out that one small detail.

Wait, hold on. The night got better. Along came Bette Midler. Oooo, she had even stronger words:

"I got a letter from the Republican Party the other day. I wrote back, 'Go fuck yourself.'" She then added, "George Bush is a fan of mine -- he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him."

I tell you what, the Liberals of America are in a class of their own, aren't they? What a stupid cunt cow.

However, both shows were just a crowd pleaser leading up to the main attraction. Guess, who was the main attraction. Come on, guess.

It was none other than the King of Condoms, the Rubber-Dubber man himself, Slick "Lubricated" Willie, himself...

drum roll...

B I L L C L I N T O N !!!!!

Yep, you heard it right. Never doubt that that man isn't running again for the presidency - through his wife, under his wife, around his wife, or next to his wife - old Willy-boy wants that power again.

There was nothing but love for one former Oval Office resident, however, Bill Clinton's surprise appearances at both concerts were greeted with long standing ovations.

Surprise appearance? Is that the same kind of surprise appearance as when Willy was walking the beach of Normandy, and lo and behold ROCKS appeared where no rocks have ever been seen before or since that fateful day. Surprise! That kind of surprise appearance? The stupid cunt cad has never done a thing in his life that wasn't planned.

Be this as it may, Mr. Condom Clinton said something on that Tuesday night that was truly amazing! After he spoke of the urgent need to get money to the hurricane victims, Willey said:

"the first time I saw a building over two stories tall was in New Orleans, when I was three years old."

Tell me something, you lying piece of worthless trailer-trash, was this little trip you took when you were three years old, was this trip before you visited the burnt out Black Churches in Arkansas, or after.


At 11:02 PM , Blogger Fred said...

I can remember when a few of them said they would move to Canada if Bush was elected.

We're still waiting.

At 4:10 PM , Blogger Raquellers said...

I love your blog! I'm a big fan of my president, and no matter the thoughts people may have about him, he is due respect, or at least that is my opinion! And your comments about liberals, couldn't be more right on...they are the one's who will destroy this country! Keep up the good work! Visit my blog if you want

At 6:22 PM , Blogger "Alice" said...

Thanks raquellers for dropping by. I'll be over shortly to check your blog out.

At 6:24 PM , Blogger "Alice" said...

Well fred, even Canada didn't want those twats, they said too many of 'em would tip the balance between the half-way sane Canadians and the loonies.


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