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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Now everyone is able to get shafted by Clinton.


The 39th President of the United States, Ronald Reagan; Harry S. Truman, the 30th President ; Franklin D. Roosevelt, the 31st President; John F. Kennedy, the 34th President ~ all had aircraft carriers named after them. Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and our very first President, George Washington ~ all have a place atop Mount Rushmore.

And finally, someone has given the highest compliment that anyone could possibly bestow on the illustrious 41st President of the United States, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton. A grand memorial that celebrates his eight years of residency in the most treasured home in America.

It took the Chinese to figure out his legacy, they have manufactured a condom and is naming it after the ex-president. Yes, you read it right. I'd say that those wiley Chinese nailed it when they decided to call one of their most expensive new 12 pack carton of condoms, Kelitun. It gives new meaning now to "I feel your pain," doesn't it.

Finally...the asshole has a sheath named after him to be used for the aspirations, destination, and intent of other assholes...how fitting.

8 Comments:

At 12:22 AM , Blogger Fred said...

The condom link is funny, the picture is funny, and the post is funny. Three for three. Not a bad score.

 
At 5:02 AM , Blogger Mike's America said...

Yeah anonymouse... I'm still waiting for that "exit plan" from the Balkans... Out by Christmas? What decade?

Alice, you ever think about banning anonymouse comments or are you still thinking about a switch to Haloscan?

 
At 6:33 AM , Blogger MonicaR said...

OMG! He is so gross. Clinton..I mean. Yuck.

 
At 9:57 AM , Blogger "Alice" said...

Yeah, Mike, I'm going to have to give in and have bloggers register to comment now. Hated to do it, but I'm tired of this wanker messing all over my blog.

So, from now on...sign up to sign on.

 
At 11:23 AM , Blogger "Alice" said...

Fred: You should have been on the typing end of it. I was still giggling after I went to bed over the thought of Bubba and his legacy.

Monicar: Yuck is an understatement.

 
At 2:08 PM , Blogger GaffaUK said...

Have their been any notorious Republicans Preidents who played around? As for Democrats - I can think of JFK and FDR.

 
At 5:13 PM , Blogger "Alice" said...

Ah, gaffauk, you are missing the point. None of those men became infamous like Slick Willie. None of those men had a fucking condom named after them because the only thing that the whole world will remember Bubba for is the fact that he was having a blow job instead of attending to the Nation's business. And none of those men used their power as Slick Willie has to abused women since his Oxford days. This individual is one sick puppy.

 
At 1:47 PM , Blogger GaffaUK said...

Sure I realised your point but my musings are connected. Clinton was famous for that blowjob in a world where the media intrudes much more. I'm not condoning his actions but it seems bizarre that a country could spend so much time over a blowjob when there must be more pressing issues.

JFK was a massive womaniser yet this seems, as I far as I can gathered, ignored at the time. FDR also had a mistress. As you will know, the UK has a fixation on politians and sex scandals as well - what with Profumo in the 60s and a lot of Major's ministers get themselves into trouble.

The French seem to have got it right with a privacy law - Mitterand's mistress even turned up to his funeral! I wonder if all potenial leaders are to be disqualified from office if have a drink, drug or sex problems - how many would be left?

 

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