Stoopid is as stoopid does
Stoopidity never ceases to amaze me. Here are some examples:
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. Anonymous Manufacturer
We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather. Arab News report
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly. Batman Costume warning label
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
Oh Lordy, you just gotta love those stoopid people. They make the rest of us look downright smart.
posted by Laura @ 4:14 PM
3 Comments:
You know what's sad? Someone had to have actually THOUGHT that a cape would give them the ability to fly, then when they broke their arm sued the cape company. It's called C.Y.A (cover your a$$) and it's not pretty.
I used to have that pushchair (babywalker) I always thought it was funny till I realised that there are people that stupid in the world...and they are breeding!
The Batman thing is doubly stupid, 'cause Batman can't fly in real life, either. If it had been a Superman cape, I'd understand. And don't tell me Batman's not real.
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