Bull's eye

So last night we are out with the kids letting off some fireworks, you know some twirlies and sparklers, that kind of stuff. Prelude to the big round of fireworks tomorrow night. Anyway, so 'Mama to be' and me are sitting watching the kids, and low and behold I get bitten. On my right cheek. Not any old right cheek, but the right cheek that is pearly white. That right cheek. You guessed it, my arse.

Still trying to figure out how in the hell that one mosquito managed to bite me through my knickers, shorts, and the canvas chair I was sitting it.

It itches.