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Friday, September 30, 2005

Out of the mouths of babes

It being Friday, I don't feel like anything serious. So I nicked, with her blessings of course, this little funny from Miss Letter B:

One day the Primary 1 teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said fucking 'ell! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Happy Friday!

2 Comments:

At 7:55 PM , Blogger Fred said...

It would have been all over for me. I would've just made it a study hall from that point forward, while I laughed in the corner.

 
At 10:41 AM , Blogger "Alice" said...

I can imagine one of your students doing just that.

 

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