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Thursday, September 29, 2005


Since I have lived here I have heard the expressions of women as mares, cows, and we Americans calling someone of the female persuasion a bitch, but this from the Post, "Everything I Know About Men I Learnt From My Dog," rather takes it one step further. According to a new book that gives credance why canines are man's best friend.... They eat from the same bowls.

According to the author: "There is really no difference at all between men and dogs when it comes to natural instincts and behavior," writes British socialite Clare Stapes..

What the book is supposed to more or less do is point out techniques on how to improve ill-fated relationships with your men - from giving a guy treats, knowing his sweet spots, ignoring him, never interfering with his work, setting your boundaries and always letting him know that he is the top dog.

Staples stresses that the book is not meant to portray men in a "negative way."

"Dogs and men are my two favorite creatures on this planet, and I hope I always have one or both in my life," writes Staples, who learned how to bark orders from her Great Dane, Mr. Big.

"When you get a good one there is nothing better."

Amen to that sister.


At 3:30 PM , Blogger krip said...

I think your barking up the wrong tree there.

At 5:24 PM , Blogger CA said...

"Okay, I'll bite...why do you and your wife have three liquid chocolate bottles that are each half filled?"

I don't think I ever answered that question from Julys', "Cleaning Day At The Trailer."

In every ordered household there is a certain way to determine how much and what kind of food needs to be replaced due to consumption of said food. In ours, my wife goes around to the food cabinets and pantry and checks to see what is needed. It works like a charm and we always end up with whatever is needed.

Maybe someday she'll include the refrigerator in that schedule. 'duh'

At 6:05 PM , Blogger Mike's America said...

Alice: I'm in an especially good mood today with the news of the Victory over the International Freedom Center in New York.


I hereby bestow upon Alice, our mole inside the UK, the order of Hillary for her service and long suffering at the hands of a socialist government.

May she print it out and put it to good use at the dartboard down at the Pub: im...dal_Hillary.gif

At 10:39 AM , Blogger "Alice" said...

krip: I thought it was your tree I was barking up.

mike: Oh, thank you so much...knowing me, I will most likely do that tomorrow night.

ca: Somehow I figured it would be your wife's fault. She needs to train you to do that.
p.s. where is your blog?

At 7:27 PM , Blogger Mike's America said...

Alice: If you happen to get some photos of your darts team in front of the dartboard, I'd love to post a copy.

At 1:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, i was just going to say please correct your information. A jihadist is not a terrorist. its like saying a saint is a terrorist. the main purpose of a jihadist is to serve god and not KILL people. this cartoon skript could offend many people. to avoid any problems.. i kindly ask you to reconsider publishing it on your blog. it is sending out a wrong message. ISLAM means PEACE. and its the basis of out religon. and it certanly doesnt mean terrorists.


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