Jezum.

Santa brought Barney, the mutt, two brand new toys for Christmas. He is slowly, but surely tearing them to pieces to go along with all the other beat up toys in his basket.
Stupid dog.

Speaking about the mutt. You aught to see some of my beloved plants out in our garden. Now I realize that alot of their look at playing being dead could be due to it being winter; however, the fact that the bloody dog has taken to peeing on them on a regular basis is not helping the situation any.
Stupid dog.