Will he or won't he

My oldest daughter, Little Mama, is starting to have contractions. Not the ones that you can use a stopwatch on yet, mind you, but finally they are starting. Now there are two scenerios that could be played out for this coming week:

a) This babe will decided it's time because dad is out in the field for the next four days and it would take him at least 45 minutes to get back, due to humvee's don't move very quickly. And if this is the case, then most probably it will be in the dead of night.

or....

b) Since she has her and the baby's overnight bag(s) packed, not a damn thing will happen, but the continued contractions will get worse, and Little Mama will not be someone that anyone will want to mess with.

Wanna flip a coin?